It was great seeing you on Saturday, and the Sunday before. But I've been thinking that it's time to take our relationship to the next level. I think you should move in. You living in Sydney and only visiting Melbourne once a week is really hard on me. I feel like you're being a tease. You maka me crazy with this game you're playing!
I just...I love you so much and I really want to spend some time with you. Let's go swimming! And have picnics in the park! And play catch! Let's get our legs waxed and run around in short-shorts! It'll be fun, I promise. I won't even make you commit long term. You can leave again in April! Just promise not to leave me alone with Winter. That guy is such a douche.